Yeah, I knew I could do it. All I really had to do to get the little six and eight year olds to pay attention and have fun during my class was play The Beatles the whole time. Haha well, I really enjoyed it. Alright, you know what really freaks me out? Well actually, here is my whole list of things that freak me out.
1. Feet
2. Veins
3. Spiders
4. Boogers
5. Taylor Swift
6. Belly buttons
I can not even imagine getting my belly button pierced. I would be so grossed out all the time. YUCK! And feet, I just. I really just dislike feet. If you have a weird list such as mine that you dislike, and want to share, hit me up and e-mail. [hoopsandyoyofreak@yahoo.com] And if you want, I'll post it up in this her' blog.
Boredum sucks. Does everyone else agree? I was so bored a couple of days ago, that I actually learned the hoedown throwdown. I've officially lost it. I mean, that is definelty the tackiest of all fad dances, even worse than the Soulja Boy Crank That, and I learned it. What has the world come to?
You know what else is REALLY annoying? I mean, other than Hannah Montana and her stupid dances? Vegetarians who eat meat. Okay, stop lying to yourself, OBVIOUSLY if your feasting on a hot dog, you are not a realy veg-head. I mean, who doesn't love it when a "vegetarian" makes a HUGE shtink about how cruel it is to eat meat, and you catch 'em scarfing down a ham and cheese sandwich for lunch! Come on! Haha. I LOVE MEAT AND I ADMIT IT. NO SHAME! Just tell the truth. If you like meat, that's okay. Or when vegans do the same thing. It's like "okay, either put down the yogurt and go eat some tofu beans or whatever the HECK it is you people eat. Meatless chicken nuggets, or stop calling yourself a vegan."
That's all I have to say because this topic just annoys me so much. :-)
BY THE BY, this little rant-like blog post was inspired my a close friend who is just as equally annoyed with poser veg-heads as I am.
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Monday, July 27, 2009
Nothing Much To Say.
You tell me that it's evolution well you know, we all wanna change the world. Is that even the right sequence of words? WHATEVER. I'm in an extremely good mood today. YIPEE! I taught the children again today. They have absolutely no respect for me. WELL I'M GONNA GIVE THEM THE BEST FRIGGEN' BALLET CLASS EVER on Wednesday because it's my last day with them. I'm doin' Beatles the entire class. Hahah it's gonna be EPIC. :-P. My hair is red. AWESOME. I have nothing to say.
I am the egg man. WOO
They are the egg man. WOO
I am the walrus. COO COO CACHOO.
I saw these books at Barnes and Nobles yesterday. One was "Cobain Unseen" and the other was "Jacko". I wanted to buy them but I had spent all my money. DANG.
I am the egg man. WOO
They are the egg man. WOO
I am the walrus. COO COO CACHOO.
I saw these books at Barnes and Nobles yesterday. One was "Cobain Unseen" and the other was "Jacko". I wanted to buy them but I had spent all my money. DANG.
Friday, July 24, 2009
Why Would I EVER Pee In Jeffree Star's Mouth? Why Would I Pee In Anyone's Mouth?!? HA
I think I'm gonna dye my hair red. Why not, right? I'm so happy that dance started again. Even though I'm sore in places I never thought I could be, I'm back in my element. That's all that matters. My butt and abs hurt so bad. Gah! But it's totally fine. I really have nothing to say. Just that I'm going into eighth grade. WOO HOO!
SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
That's a snippet from Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" off the Hybrid Theory album. :-) CHECK IT OUT y'all.
Does anyone else think that kids TV shows just get weirder and weirder? Like Wizards of Waverly place. That is the randomest show I've ever seen. And when they think it's a great idea to combine The Suite Life of Zach and Cody (on Deck which is also dumb) with Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place and call it The Wizards On Deck... With Hannah Montana. What the hell? Haha that's fun confusing. It's like why are they on a boat and who is Hannah Montana.
By the way, I thought Hannah Montana was no more? I heard that was the purpose of the movie. That she was just gonna be Miley Ray of Sunshine or whatever her name is from now on. I got all excited. But no. She just got herself a new wig that looks like a mop. What can ya' do?
It really bugs me that South Park isn't on daytime TV. Ever heard of Parental Block? Haha if people got a little more remote-control savvy, then us South Park fans wouldn't have to be up at all hours of the night to watch it. Haha or just tell your kids "Kids, don't watch South Park". Psh, that wouldn't work at all. So I guess the TV people are doing the right thing.
That song "Boom Boom Pow." Jeffree Star remade it and in one line he says "Pee in my mouth". Why, I don't know. But look it up because it's the freaking funniest thing I have ever heard. Haha trust me, it's hilarious!
SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
That's a snippet from Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" off the Hybrid Theory album. :-) CHECK IT OUT y'all.
Does anyone else think that kids TV shows just get weirder and weirder? Like Wizards of Waverly place. That is the randomest show I've ever seen. And when they think it's a great idea to combine The Suite Life of Zach and Cody (on Deck which is also dumb) with Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place and call it The Wizards On Deck... With Hannah Montana. What the hell? Haha that's fun confusing. It's like why are they on a boat and who is Hannah Montana.
By the way, I thought Hannah Montana was no more? I heard that was the purpose of the movie. That she was just gonna be Miley Ray of Sunshine or whatever her name is from now on. I got all excited. But no. She just got herself a new wig that looks like a mop. What can ya' do?
It really bugs me that South Park isn't on daytime TV. Ever heard of Parental Block? Haha if people got a little more remote-control savvy, then us South Park fans wouldn't have to be up at all hours of the night to watch it. Haha or just tell your kids "Kids, don't watch South Park". Psh, that wouldn't work at all. So I guess the TV people are doing the right thing.
That song "Boom Boom Pow." Jeffree Star remade it and in one line he says "Pee in my mouth". Why, I don't know. But look it up because it's the freaking funniest thing I have ever heard. Haha trust me, it's hilarious!
Thursday, July 23, 2009
Happy Birthday, Slash. Slash Is From Guns N' Roses.
It's Slash's birthday. Good excuse to go bake cupcakes or something. SO CELEBRATE, AMERICA! I really don't have much of anything interesting to say today. Surprising, right? Hah, whatever. I'll find something.
You know what's really REALLY annoying? Is when the four people in my family (my mother, father, brother and I) are all out trying to have a nice dinner, and bro and daddio start arguing about politics. It's like mmokay, I'm not really following much of what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure it's not interesting. Therefore, CHANGE THE SUBJECT ALREADY! Seriously, my family spends up to four hours at a time talking about the government or world issues. And we (by we I mean my brother and dad) are all very right-winged people with different views. So it really just gets kind of obnoxious. Speaking of sucky dinners, that flashes me right back to this past Thanksgiving. God forbid we do what any normal family does and get a turkey and eat at home, we decide to round up the whole Brisebois clan from Connecticut and New Hampshire, split the difference and meet up at a Bugaboo Creek in Massachusetts. Why? Because we had a coupon. Oh yeah, that's a good way to determine what we do for Thanksgiving?!? Haha, that was pretty much the worst Thanksgiving ever. The place was PACKED, and the waiters were like jackin' chairs from other tables just so we could sit all 5oo of us at this gigantic table. I didn't even get turkey. I ate a steak on Thanksgiving. But, that was a personal choice. I figured if we're gonna mess with it, why not get a steak? There was all these talking animal heads on the wall and little squirrels that would just start dive-bombing down from the ceiling. TRYING TO EAT, THANKS. Personally, I thought that was the gayest idea for a resteraunt. I would rather not have the heads of animals that are on my plate, talking to me while I'm eating. But whatever. So that was probably one of the worst eating experiences I've ever had.
Well, have a fun day!
You know what's really REALLY annoying? Is when the four people in my family (my mother, father, brother and I) are all out trying to have a nice dinner, and bro and daddio start arguing about politics. It's like mmokay, I'm not really following much of what you're saying, but I'm pretty sure it's not interesting. Therefore, CHANGE THE SUBJECT ALREADY! Seriously, my family spends up to four hours at a time talking about the government or world issues. And we (by we I mean my brother and dad) are all very right-winged people with different views. So it really just gets kind of obnoxious. Speaking of sucky dinners, that flashes me right back to this past Thanksgiving. God forbid we do what any normal family does and get a turkey and eat at home, we decide to round up the whole Brisebois clan from Connecticut and New Hampshire, split the difference and meet up at a Bugaboo Creek in Massachusetts. Why? Because we had a coupon. Oh yeah, that's a good way to determine what we do for Thanksgiving?!? Haha, that was pretty much the worst Thanksgiving ever. The place was PACKED, and the waiters were like jackin' chairs from other tables just so we could sit all 5oo of us at this gigantic table. I didn't even get turkey. I ate a steak on Thanksgiving. But, that was a personal choice. I figured if we're gonna mess with it, why not get a steak? There was all these talking animal heads on the wall and little squirrels that would just start dive-bombing down from the ceiling. TRYING TO EAT, THANKS. Personally, I thought that was the gayest idea for a resteraunt. I would rather not have the heads of animals that are on my plate, talking to me while I'm eating. But whatever. So that was probably one of the worst eating experiences I've ever had.
Well, have a fun day!
Wednesday, July 22, 2009
Kids Going To The Mayhem Fest '09 Where Global Warming Is NOT Real
Kids. God love 'em but sometimes you really just want to smack 'em. If you think I'm really cruel for saying that, I'm sorry but it's so true. The kids were good during the first ballet class on Monday. But today man, whoa babay, they were just unruley. You wish you could say
HEY! STAND UP. NO SITTING! YOU PAY ATTENTION OR YOUR GETTIN' KICKED OUTTA THIS JOINT, UNDERSTOOD?!?!?!?
But ya' can't really unless you own the place. Which I don't. So I'm stuck with
"Hun, please stand up. We don't sit in ballet. Don't hang on the barres. Hold your arms. Follow along and pay attention so you can do what we're doing." I think yelling would be much more effective but hey, I don't make the rules. Whatever.
I AM BRILLIANT. I've discovered a way that I might be able to go to Mayhem Fest. GO ME!
Babble babble... okay yeah, that's not an appropriate song. (For the record, that was "This Is The New S*** by Marilyn Manson). Global warming is stupid. It's not real. The earth is gonna blow up one way or another and it's not our fault. So rock on with your aresol spray cans, homee-gee.
If we were a cheese, you know we'd be feta. If it were Christmas, we'd be a pointseta, if we were a car, we'd probably be a Jetta, ones named Barats and the other's flute solo.
I really like that group, Tokio Hotel. Why I like all the trans-gender singers, no idea. Haha my buddy Marilyn, Jeffree Star, Chris Crocker, you got this guy named Bill from Tokio Hotel who looks like a girl. Sorry Bill. You know they took I Love Lucy off because they wanted more air time for The Waltons? Who the hell wants to watch a bunch of farm people scoop poop around and feed pigs all day or whatever they do. POINT IS that Lucielle Ball could kick all the Walton's asses. PWNED!
HEY! STAND UP. NO SITTING! YOU PAY ATTENTION OR YOUR GETTIN' KICKED OUTTA THIS JOINT, UNDERSTOOD?!?!?!?
But ya' can't really unless you own the place. Which I don't. So I'm stuck with
"Hun, please stand up. We don't sit in ballet. Don't hang on the barres. Hold your arms. Follow along and pay attention so you can do what we're doing." I think yelling would be much more effective but hey, I don't make the rules. Whatever.
I AM BRILLIANT. I've discovered a way that I might be able to go to Mayhem Fest. GO ME!
Babble babble... okay yeah, that's not an appropriate song. (For the record, that was "This Is The New S*** by Marilyn Manson). Global warming is stupid. It's not real. The earth is gonna blow up one way or another and it's not our fault. So rock on with your aresol spray cans, homee-gee.
If we were a cheese, you know we'd be feta. If it were Christmas, we'd be a pointseta, if we were a car, we'd probably be a Jetta, ones named Barats and the other's flute solo.
I really like that group, Tokio Hotel. Why I like all the trans-gender singers, no idea. Haha my buddy Marilyn, Jeffree Star, Chris Crocker, you got this guy named Bill from Tokio Hotel who looks like a girl. Sorry Bill. You know they took I Love Lucy off because they wanted more air time for The Waltons? Who the hell wants to watch a bunch of farm people scoop poop around and feed pigs all day or whatever they do. POINT IS that Lucielle Ball could kick all the Walton's asses. PWNED!
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Laziness Is Not A Virtue When You Really Have To Pee
I really REALLY have to use the latrine (bathroom), but I'm just too dang lazy to walk three feet, pull my pants down, and sit... Then wash my hands and walk back. Not pulling my pants back up, at all. Haha. It's amazing how unwilling and lazy people are. SHEESH! Another thing that's peculiar about people is they become OBSESSED with things wicked easily. Like Twilight? Not even getting into that.
In sixth grade, Webkinz were like, you were dead if you didn't have one. Instantly un-cool. Okay, we're 12 and playing with stuffed animals? Haha.
Fifth grade, it was those little Tamagotchi things. I hackin LOVED those. We'd bring em to school and under the desk be like "pssssst... wanna connect with me?" Then it would start beeping and singing and then they'd be confiscated and it was just a fine mess.
Those were on of the MANY things I enjoy that were made in China. I don't see what the big deal is with things being made of there. Racist America? Possibly. Led poisoning? Just don't eat anything that shouldn't be eaten and your fine. If your worried about kids putting them in their mouth, watch over the kids better. DUHR! Like America could macufacture things any better. We'd end up with toxic-waste infected toothbrushes or some nonsense haha.
Hair dye made in the US works very well though, I must say. Haha I have dyed my hair a multitude of colors. But my personal favorite was purple. It just worked. I was talking about ballet to one of my ballet buddies that goes to school with me. Some kid whose name will not be mentioned goes "Your a punk. Punks don't do ballet!" Thank you very much kid. Yes they can! That's like saying black people can't ride the bus!
You notice no one says "butthead" anymore? That used to be the big insult. Hey! Your a butthead. Wow, thank you. Then it was, "your stupid". "YOUR MOM!". Don't bring my mom into this because... YOUR DAD.
Ah, children. Too naive to find even slightly good words to make a comeback out of. When making a good comeback, find extremly offensive words that make it sound that you have at least half a brain.
Okay, I'm checkin' out the People Magazine website, and I see numerous people that could vanish from Earth and I wouldn't give a flippin fladoodle, but one strikes me as very VERY irritating. Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato:BFF's Forever. Okay, no disrespect, but BFF is best.friends.forever. No need for a second "forever". Another thing, WHOSE idea was it to put the most annoying teen girl stars together in the first place? It's just really, very uncalled for. I DO NOT like them and I don't find either of them enjoyable. If you do like them, you can leave. YES, THANK YOU FOR LEAVING! Haha, seriously, if my blogging upsets you, instead of commenting on how mean and wrong I am, just GET THE HECK OUTTA MY BLOGSITE. Haha I don't want any haters around here. We love eachother here at Tidbits.
In sixth grade, Webkinz were like, you were dead if you didn't have one. Instantly un-cool. Okay, we're 12 and playing with stuffed animals? Haha.
Fifth grade, it was those little Tamagotchi things. I hackin LOVED those. We'd bring em to school and under the desk be like "pssssst... wanna connect with me?" Then it would start beeping and singing and then they'd be confiscated and it was just a fine mess.
Those were on of the MANY things I enjoy that were made in China. I don't see what the big deal is with things being made of there. Racist America? Possibly. Led poisoning? Just don't eat anything that shouldn't be eaten and your fine. If your worried about kids putting them in their mouth, watch over the kids better. DUHR! Like America could macufacture things any better. We'd end up with toxic-waste infected toothbrushes or some nonsense haha.
Hair dye made in the US works very well though, I must say. Haha I have dyed my hair a multitude of colors. But my personal favorite was purple. It just worked. I was talking about ballet to one of my ballet buddies that goes to school with me. Some kid whose name will not be mentioned goes "Your a punk. Punks don't do ballet!" Thank you very much kid. Yes they can! That's like saying black people can't ride the bus!
You notice no one says "butthead" anymore? That used to be the big insult. Hey! Your a butthead. Wow, thank you. Then it was, "your stupid". "YOUR MOM!". Don't bring my mom into this because... YOUR DAD.
Ah, children. Too naive to find even slightly good words to make a comeback out of. When making a good comeback, find extremly offensive words that make it sound that you have at least half a brain.
Okay, I'm checkin' out the People Magazine website, and I see numerous people that could vanish from Earth and I wouldn't give a flippin fladoodle, but one strikes me as very VERY irritating. Selena Gomez and Demi Lavato:BFF's Forever. Okay, no disrespect, but BFF is best.friends.forever. No need for a second "forever". Another thing, WHOSE idea was it to put the most annoying teen girl stars together in the first place? It's just really, very uncalled for. I DO NOT like them and I don't find either of them enjoyable. If you do like them, you can leave. YES, THANK YOU FOR LEAVING! Haha, seriously, if my blogging upsets you, instead of commenting on how mean and wrong I am, just GET THE HECK OUTTA MY BLOGSITE. Haha I don't want any haters around here. We love eachother here at Tidbits.
Monday, July 20, 2009
Teaching Kids Is Cool, But Having Linkin Park Live Nextdoor Would Be SO Much Cooler!!!
Even though it's sort of old news now, I still can't believe that Michael Jackson died. It's like, he was here... and then he wasn't. King Of Pop. That guy was amazing. Despite all the strage things he'd done, I hackin loved that dude!!! But you know who I love even more?... LINKIN PARK! So,uh, if YOU or anyone else happens to have... mm... connections? to the band, hit me up an e-mail, baby! (hoopsandyoyofreak@yahoo.com) In exchange, I will write something about you in my blog. Even though I don't know you. But TRUST ME, it'll be priceless. Since I am a member of Linkin Park Street Team, it is my rightful duty to promote my favorite band.... Linkin-to-the-Park.
CHECK OUT THESE SITES
http://linkinpark.com/
http://lpkidd.linkinpark.com/
There, now that that's taken care of... back to blogging.
Is that a verb? A REAL one? Like google? Eh, whatevz. Even if it isn't... I'M DOIN' IT! Actually I really don't have much to say accept for that kids can be very VERY annoying! So, surprisingly, I substitute teach little kid ballet classes sometimes. (Little kids as in 6-8 years of age). And some of them just, don't listen. Today, once this one girl had un-latched herself from her mom's now tear stained pants, and started dancing-kind of- she was giving me these stares of death. It sketched me out so bad. If I made them do something she didn't like, I'd be flashed the scariest look I have ever seen. Creepy. And another, pleasent, little girl was coppin' a 'tude with me. THAT DOESN'T FLY ON MY WATCH. I set her straight. NO, I didn't hurt her. You kiddin', I would have been fired. Haha substitutes aren't allowed to do that. Just kidding, neither are teachers.
People at Subway are always really nice. I like them a lot. I think I may have made a new friend there today. The guy who made my sandwich seemed to take a liking to me. I don't know if that's supposed to be creepy or not considering I'm 13 and he was about 22, but I'll take it. I think we're best friends now. I wish someone famous was my neighbor. Like... CHESTER OR MIKE. Or Phoenix. Or Brad. Or Joe. Or Rob. OR ALL OF THEM. That'd be sweeeeeeet.
CHECK OUT THESE SITES
http://linkinpark.com/
http://lpkidd.linkinpark.com/
There, now that that's taken care of... back to blogging.
Is that a verb? A REAL one? Like google? Eh, whatevz. Even if it isn't... I'M DOIN' IT! Actually I really don't have much to say accept for that kids can be very VERY annoying! So, surprisingly, I substitute teach little kid ballet classes sometimes. (Little kids as in 6-8 years of age). And some of them just, don't listen. Today, once this one girl had un-latched herself from her mom's now tear stained pants, and started dancing-kind of- she was giving me these stares of death. It sketched me out so bad. If I made them do something she didn't like, I'd be flashed the scariest look I have ever seen. Creepy. And another, pleasent, little girl was coppin' a 'tude with me. THAT DOESN'T FLY ON MY WATCH. I set her straight. NO, I didn't hurt her. You kiddin', I would have been fired. Haha substitutes aren't allowed to do that. Just kidding, neither are teachers.
People at Subway are always really nice. I like them a lot. I think I may have made a new friend there today. The guy who made my sandwich seemed to take a liking to me. I don't know if that's supposed to be creepy or not considering I'm 13 and he was about 22, but I'll take it. I think we're best friends now. I wish someone famous was my neighbor. Like... CHESTER OR MIKE. Or Phoenix. Or Brad. Or Joe. Or Rob. OR ALL OF THEM. That'd be sweeeeeeet.
Sunday, July 19, 2009
The Beatles Should Write The Score For The G.I.Joe Movie
Is it just me, or does anyone else think that there is no pairing of words more genious than the lyrics to "Yellow Submarine"? I hackin love The Bealtes, but that song gets me every time. Like, why would they write this? Is it to entertain children or just make people stop and think about what it's like to live in a submarine... that's yellow? Haha, honestly, it's one of the catchiest jingles I've ever heard.
I really want to see the new G.I.Joe movie. Why? Because it has Channing Tatum in it!!! He is one fine lookin' kid. You know, The Beatles should make some mega-tracks for this movie. Too bad John and George are dead. But I bet Paul and Ringo could make some serious tune-age for it. I just think that would be an excellent combination. :-)
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: KFC biscuits are the only food that do not taste good as leftovers, so just don't try it. Ever.
I really want to see the new G.I.Joe movie. Why? Because it has Channing Tatum in it!!! He is one fine lookin' kid. You know, The Beatles should make some mega-tracks for this movie. Too bad John and George are dead. But I bet Paul and Ringo could make some serious tune-age for it. I just think that would be an excellent combination. :-)
ADVICE FOR THE DAY: KFC biscuits are the only food that do not taste good as leftovers, so just don't try it. Ever.
Hospitals Suck. Just Stitch It Up Yourself.
Over the summer, I have done some of the most exciting things I could ever imagine. I sleep, I eat, and I text and call people. Oh yeah, it's a party. But for the fourth of July, I decided to make contact with the people whom I like to refer to as my best friends, and hang out with em.
TIME: Pre-fourth of July/and hour before my friends dogs birthday. Otherwise stated as July 3: Me, Sully, and Mrs. Sully are in the car, dropping off Mrs. Sully's friend at the train station. After a scare with a large spider crawling all over Sully, Mrs. Sully gets a call on her fancy new Voyager. Cod (Sully's brother): "Driss, I just want your opinion. I have a gash in my knee, it's not even that bad, but do you think I should get stitches?". He sounds totally cool, like he's asking "what's for dinner?". We get there and I'm like "HELLO!?!?? There is a giant hole in your knee!" So, we drive to the hospital, I meet Cod's friend Greg, and bottom line is, we land ourselves at the hospital for five hours. We get in there and Cod's like "yeah, um, I'm fine, but I ripped my knee open and I think I need stitches." Okay, when it's 11:00PM and everyone wants to leave, at least act like you're in some kind of pain to hurry it up a bit. But it's a little too late for this bright kid. So we sit and wait for two hours before they can take him in. Some lady gave us a dollar to go buy a Butterfinger out of the vending machine, though. She really liked us. She gave me a ton of rings that she was wearing just because I gave her my dinky little "Pay It Foward" bracelet. BALLIN! So Cod finally goes in. We have been waiting since 11. It is now 1AM. Happy friggen' Fourth of July! Greg, Cod and Mrs. Sully are in the operation room thingy, and Sully and I are running laps around waiting patinets. It was the hackin longest five hours EVER. Oh my god, I would have sewed it up myself if I had known we'd be there for a century.
TIME: Pre-fourth of July/and hour before my friends dogs birthday. Otherwise stated as July 3: Me, Sully, and Mrs. Sully are in the car, dropping off Mrs. Sully's friend at the train station. After a scare with a large spider crawling all over Sully, Mrs. Sully gets a call on her fancy new Voyager. Cod (Sully's brother): "Driss, I just want your opinion. I have a gash in my knee, it's not even that bad, but do you think I should get stitches?". He sounds totally cool, like he's asking "what's for dinner?". We get there and I'm like "HELLO!?!?? There is a giant hole in your knee!" So, we drive to the hospital, I meet Cod's friend Greg, and bottom line is, we land ourselves at the hospital for five hours. We get in there and Cod's like "yeah, um, I'm fine, but I ripped my knee open and I think I need stitches." Okay, when it's 11:00PM and everyone wants to leave, at least act like you're in some kind of pain to hurry it up a bit. But it's a little too late for this bright kid. So we sit and wait for two hours before they can take him in. Some lady gave us a dollar to go buy a Butterfinger out of the vending machine, though. She really liked us. She gave me a ton of rings that she was wearing just because I gave her my dinky little "Pay It Foward" bracelet. BALLIN! So Cod finally goes in. We have been waiting since 11. It is now 1AM. Happy friggen' Fourth of July! Greg, Cod and Mrs. Sully are in the operation room thingy, and Sully and I are running laps around waiting patinets. It was the hackin longest five hours EVER. Oh my god, I would have sewed it up myself if I had known we'd be there for a century.
Saturday, July 18, 2009
My Goal Is To Write The Most Appauling Blog EVER... It's Gonna Be Epic
I think Chris Crocker is right. Why should we say "that's so gay"? It's out of context (even though he thought gay was not an adjective, when in fact, IT IS) it is STRAIGHT PEOPLE THAT ARE THE REAL ISSUE. So instead, say "that's so straight". I'm behind you 100% Chris. If you are just lost right now, go to YouTube, and look up Chris Crocker "That's So Gay". And I love gay people, by the way. Can I just say I ABHOR the word "legit". There is absolutley no reason to use that as much as you use the word "she". Which a lot of kids so. In which case, they need to cut the crap.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE, ANSWER ME THIS... Am I going to have poor health because I ate Chinese food for dinner, and Japanese food for breakfast? I noticed there is an awful lot of sodium chloride (according to Science Terms for Dummies that means.. uhhhh.... SALT?) in these foods. And after drinking a packet of soy sauce, I realized that probably isn't good for me. Eh, whatever. You win some, you lose some, you have fun along the way. That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie. And just a shout out to the general public with a lack of common knowledge: You have to eat the cookie that came with your fortune in order for it to work. If you don't eat it, your destiny will be lost to the destiny-theifs, and if you eat someone else's cookie, you will confuse the Fortune Gods and never be able to eat another fortune cookie ever again! Fortune cookies are like your own personal phycologist accept if you talk to it, I tend to find it doesn't answer on most occasions. And it doesn't charge you an insane amount of cash-monay for mediocre guidance. I believe that any strong, indepentdant individual should be able to grow half a brain and not have to be ordered around by a cookie.
CAN SOMEONE PLEASE, ANSWER ME THIS... Am I going to have poor health because I ate Chinese food for dinner, and Japanese food for breakfast? I noticed there is an awful lot of sodium chloride (according to Science Terms for Dummies that means.. uhhhh.... SALT?) in these foods. And after drinking a packet of soy sauce, I realized that probably isn't good for me. Eh, whatever. You win some, you lose some, you have fun along the way. That sounds like something out of a fortune cookie. And just a shout out to the general public with a lack of common knowledge: You have to eat the cookie that came with your fortune in order for it to work. If you don't eat it, your destiny will be lost to the destiny-theifs, and if you eat someone else's cookie, you will confuse the Fortune Gods and never be able to eat another fortune cookie ever again! Fortune cookies are like your own personal phycologist accept if you talk to it, I tend to find it doesn't answer on most occasions. And it doesn't charge you an insane amount of cash-monay for mediocre guidance. I believe that any strong, indepentdant individual should be able to grow half a brain and not have to be ordered around by a cookie.
'Ello Poppet (I'm Not From England)
Hey! My name is Brizz. Yeah, that's my real name. Well, you may find some things that I post to be rude, offensive, uncalled for, or just really.... well.... sucky. If so, KEEP READING, OR MY BLOG WILL UNLEASH FURY ON YOUR BLOG. Hopefully... So, I guess to kick off this grand occasion of me making myself a little blog, (who came up with the word "blog" anyways? What is it even supposed to mean? Like, if it's supposed to sound intelligent, someone NEEDS to speak with the person that made up that word.) I will give you a little sample of my thoughts. So, we have the first African American president. Mr. Barack Obama. I like him. I think he is a kind man. Kathy Griffin got nominated for TWO Emmy's this time around. I hope she gets them both because she is *hackin* hilarious. (For those of you who aren't keeping up with the hip lingo those crazy kids use now-adays, "hackin" adds emphasis to whatever I just said. I.E. It was pretty important... to me.) But honestly, her mom is way funnier. Marilyn Manson is on tour with Slayer and Job For A Cowboy. If you have bad comments to make about him, this is your excuse to not ready any further on ANY of my blogs. Because I think he is brilliant. Hahah okay, maybe not all the time. But, being serious, I think he really is a true artist. I wanted to go see them EXTREMELY badly, but ya know, a thirteen year old attending a hell-ish concert is really just asking for someone to get killed. If ya catch my drift. The next best alternative is.... GO SEE HANNAH MONTANA THE MOVIE IN 3-D. Who the *freak* would ever want to waste time to watch that? No disrespect, and I love saying that because it's like a free insult, no disrespect, but Hannah Montana is really the worst singer/performer I have ever encountered. And learning the Hoe-Down Throw-Down... Uh, no thanks. FORGET THAT!!! If I wanted a "Funked-up" country dance, I would take a squaredancing class and, you know, just start free-styling with the breakdancing.
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