Tuesday, May 11, 2010

8 BIT REBELLION. HELP ME OUT HERE :)

HEY GUYS!
So, as I may have mentioned before, Linkin Park was the first band to release their own video game for iTouch and iPhone. It's called 8-Bit Rebellion. And you should all buy it! When you get to the end of the game, you'll get a free, unreleased song called Blackbirds. (Yes, it's a Linkin Park song. And it's great)
SO, you can just help me... and yourself out by clickin' on the link below. Just please click. every click counts ;)
And you can even send this blog post to all yo' friends.
CLICK AWAY!

~J.BREE-z-

Sunday, May 2, 2010

Some Important Dates You'll Wanna Write Down

BLOG! I still think blog is one of the strangest words I've ever heard. Anywho, I don't have much to say. But I thought I'd fill this up with IMERITIVELY important dates in the month of May. I'm listening to that Jay-Z song, Young Forever. If you listen to it, you'll probably say "Wow, that sort of sounds like Forever Young!" Congratulations! Jay-Z successfully ripped off another song and is making millions of dollars. That takes talent to not get arrested in the process. So...
MAY 7- My half birthday

MAY 9- Mother's Day... and the art show in which I am featured at our town library

MAY 10- My best friend's 14th birthday

MAY 13- Marilyn Manson's album "The Golden Age of Grotesque" will have been out for 7 years

MAY 15- Linkin Park's album "Minutes to Midnight" will have been out for 3 years

MAY 26- Marilyn Manson's album "The High End of Low" will have been out for a year

MAY 29- Some short kids' birthday named Jimmy

Those are the note-worthy May-vents that will be taking place. So, that's about it. I'll share a little secret with you. I'm thinking about maybe crashing the Oprah show this week and giving myself a small timeslot on her show in which I will interview Oprah. Tell me what you think. It could go over extremely well.

PS. I just decided to start managing my blog and I discovered I have comments! So comment it up! And I will respond.

Monday, April 5, 2010

Back To Blogging. How Bout That Last Song?

HELLO Blogger community. GEE, it is refreshing to be bloggin' right now. What's better than sitting at the laptop on an 85 degree day whilest rocking out to Aerosmith? A lot. But it's what I'm doing. Ooooooooo there is just SO much I can talk about that I do.not.know. where to begin. Well, let's start off with some announcements. *EHEM*
16 YEARS AGO TODAY... April 5, 1994 Kurt Cobain was found dead :( Take a moment.
Yesterday twas Easter. I hope you all ate some good food and... went to Church. Or for the non-Christ-ees, you had a rockin' weekend.
John Lennon's birthday is this Thursday, April 8. Aaaaaand I think that's all...
WELP. I was watching Mary Poppins yesterday. I never fully understood it all until yesterday with the homeless Tuppens lady that's got the pigeons shitting on her. It's a bit sad. But I couldn't stop laughing at this joke...
"I met a man the other day who had a wooden leg named Smith."
HA. A wooden leg named Smith. That's rich. Oh, I kill myself.
Now, would someone PLEASE tell me about Smiley Miley's new movie with my friend's new heart-throb Liam Whatshisface, The Last Song. According to a certain dramatic best friend whose name rhymes with Assie (Love YOU!), it was soooooooo sad but reaaaaaally good for Miley. And all of the popular chicks said it made them see Miley in a whole different perspective. Obviously, we really share the same interest in movies so I totally took their word for it ;). Exact quote from my friend.
"How was The Last Song?"
"OH my god, it was sooo good. Well, you would have hated it, but it was soooo good."
Awesome! Has ANYONE else seen Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars? She doesn't even look like good ol'-mommy-Kate anymore. She's like Mary-Kate Olsen with eight kids! What does she do with the poor youngins while she's away being a celebrity? Aiden's a smart boy, I think he'll be able to carry on. It's that Joel I'm worryin' for man. I'm worryin'. He looks a little shaky, I dunno about that one.
Undoubtedly, opening day for the Boston Red Sox was a HUGE ass deal at my New Hampshire middle school. Neil Diamonds old but still kickin'. He's still gettin' it done. And Steven Tyler, well what can you even say. It's Steven Tyler. Even if he sucks, you still have to like it.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY-2010. How was it? The best prank we had was my buddy Pags pulling one the day after the first of April. Breaking a blood capsule in her mouth? and spewing bloody everywhere. And we bought it. Genius. Anyone have a good topic of which I may speak on? I'm running dry. There's been practically NO hilarity in Hollywood these days. Save for what I find to be extremely funny.... Lady GaGa. Yes, I am a Lady-Hater. But that new video for Telephone... holy. moly. I commend her for making fun of herself about the whole Lady GaGa has balls thing. That was good. But I mean, sunglasses made of cigarettes. Damn, girl. How are you even seeing through those? Aren't they, I don't know, burning out your retinas? Or giving you eye cancer? I mean, THAT is some bad ass stuff. Walking around, draped in chains. OH MY GOD she should just be put in county jail for.ev.er. Shit. Why does everyone enjoy being bad lately? If your not smoking something, or wearing black and chains, or lookin' like GaGa, you're just passe. And I am totally okay with that. Nerds unite. Welp, that's all folks. Just remember... Billie Jean. Is NOT my lover.

Saturday, February 6, 2010

I May Not Be A Spelling Bee Champ, But I'm Still Buzzing

PS I never did get into the spelling bee. I mispelled grenade. I can't even fathom what a STRAIGHT word that was to get out on. It's just such a difficult word! By the way, February 8- Phoenix of LP's birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX!
Februray 11- Mike Shinoda and Caleb Turman's birthdays.
HAPY BIRTHDAY MIKE SHINODA! (And Caleb)
Okay, I have to say something about this. It's been buggin me. WHAT IS UP with this Ke$ha chick. Are you supposed to.... say the dollar sign or is it a clever version of an "S". I just don't know. Considering she's a mix of Lady GaGa and all the other pop-garbage that has ever roamed the airwaves, I don't care that much. I just have to wonder, how many times can a label put out the same thing until it's a joke. Until Ke$ha came along. Steven? Listen to THAT one and see what I mean. That's all I'm saying. And Elton John, why'd you do it man?

Alright, This Is Getting Ridiculous

I've secretely been trying to become the biggest internet celebrity to hit the web, but ILYJUSTINBIEBER is totally beating me out on twitter.
http://twitter.com/lpkidd
follow if you will.
I hope I get to meet Justin Bieber so I can call him a stupid girl and knock him out. I haven't blogged in a while mostly because I've run out of things to blog. But I'm back and better than ever. WHAT!
ONE of those things you really wish was video-taped:
My friend and I walk into music class. The amp and mic are plugged in... and no teacher to be found. One kid is screaming into the mic and making it screech, there are two kids beating up another kid with xylaphone mallets, Cam found Incredible Hulk hands and is punching everything in sight. Meanwhile, the chinese girl is playing Chopsticks on the piano. Now they are fighting over the microphone, Cam is punching the life out of that chair in the corner, and poor Mikey is screaming for help because he had a mallet stuck in his ear. And the Chinese girl hasn't been disturbed through any of this and continues to play. Good class? yeahh.
"Why is the rum always gone?" that's what I'd like to know.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Ask THAT Definintion and SPELL IT!

Happy Birthday Daddio, and Tanya's almost born baby! Anyone know what Friday is??? Most likely not so Imma TELLYA. Marilyn Manson's 41st birthday. That's right.
I wanna know the answers. No more lies. I wanna shut the door and open up my mind. ~Runaway [Linkin Park]
Kkkkkkkkk.
promoting LP (check)
Song (check)
Shoutouts (check)
Good stuff that people like to read (...not check)
You're one-and-only favorite blog writer is now the National Spelling Bee CHAMPION! Not really, but I'm getting there. Today I jokingly volunteered to try my hand at spellin' some of those there words. And I ended up being one of the four kids on my team to go on to the next level. If I win the nationals, unlikely but possible, I'll throw my trophy and say "This was a joke. I don't deserve to win. SHINODA!" I've got the speech and everything. I got to play with blocks in science class today. Today, January 13, 2010, in Mrs. Chestnutt's Eighth grade science lab, the memories of kindergarten came flooding back. The good french toast sticks and the coloring and the papercuts and band aids and whiny kids. Hasn't changed much except for teachers just yell at you and send you to the nurse when you get a paper cut. It still hurts just as much!
In gym today some mega d-nozzle goober decided that he twisted his ankle during the middle of a "non-competative" volleyball game and just lays down and gets all pissy. Come on you poop! Take it like a man! You're eight feet tall and are obviously fine because I SAW YOU lay down on the floor. I HATE when people do crap that has the potential to be funny but just isn't because they just want attention. Grrrr.
I'm trying to convince the school guidance counselor that I have bipolar disorder and that I'm dislexic and try to tell my parents too but NO ONE BELIEVES ME. (and i swear i am). If anyone else who reads this thinks they have a disorder but no one believes them, shoot me an e-mail because i am TOTALLY here for you/... {hoopsandyoyofreak@yahoo.com}

Monday, January 4, 2010

Aight Aight Aight... F The Haterz

Heyyyoooooo! Hey! What? TURN IT OFF! Dad, this is the best part!
Michael Jackson- Black Or White. If you haven't heard it, A. youtube! or B. "X" out... now.
Happy 2010. We're in the 21 century, shouldn't we have flying cars and be living like the Jetsons already? Let's pick up the pace here people. I haven't much to say. I've covered all the ridiculous shit that's happened. Balloon boy. MJ. Miley Ray Cyrus Hope Freedom what's-her-name. A local teacher from the next town over robbed two banks. Awesome. Nothing out of the ordinary really. I've been getting a few "complaints" about my last few blog posts being lame and long and whatever other L word there are. Just here to say, I couldn't care less and F the hataz. If yah don't wanna read it, don't read it but don't complain to me about it. :-) Like I always say, and QUOTE me on this when I'm dead and make me a sta', the only person that can waste your time is you. Actually, I've never said that in my life.