Wuddup my bloggahs!!! I was just cruising around the internet like I do every so often (or a lot often mostly because I have no friends or pets) when I realized that ONCE AGAIN I had neglected my blog for an entire year. Now, I don't pretend like anyone reads this shit anyway, but it makes me feel like I am fulfilling my duty as a small spec in the universe when I contribute a thoughtful post into the world of the digital information. Here we are.
* * * What is there to say? Sophomore year was pretty much a dud. Honestly, it sucked ass. Probably the worst school year I've ever had. There are just so many things about teenagers attending a small school in a tiny-ass town that make me question the meaning of life. When you're entire life exists within a 20 mile radius, you begin to notice random shit that is completely irrelivent in contributing to your success, but for some reason they seem really prominent. For instance, why do people feel the need to hyphenate their names? I had two teachers this year with hyphenated names. "So I was doing my homework for Jilian Emery-Smith's class but then I remembered that I also had to write a report for Joan McCormick-O'Neil's class." It just complicates every conversation to no end. ALSO - three of my teachers got pregnant all at the same time this year so for each class, we had 2 teachers. And all of their names started with J. It was SO FUCKING CONFUSING. All I did was complain for about 92% of the time I was at school. I could go into detail about all of the ridiculous shit that happens on a daily basis, but this would be a legitament novel if I wrote in detail about every annoying hipster, wanna-be punk, incompetent human being or soccer-playing ho that I have crossed paths with.
ON A MORE EXCITING NOTE, I've been living in New York City for the past six weeks. DAMN - What a change of scenery from Amherst, New Hampshire. All the way out in cow country. I'll be damned for saying this, but I miss my tiny ass town. NYC is very diverse and full of life. Too much life. Being out here for dance has been a crazy experience that I'll never regeret, but it has just opened my eyes to the types of people that the world is filled with.
>>>>>>hahahhahahahabananahahaha>>>>>>. One day this presumably homeless thug dude came strolling on into Starbucks. All I wanted was to get in there, order my damn iced chai tea latte, and get the hell out. But no - since this is New York City, EVERYTHING has to be a production. This guy comes swaggin' in yelling at everyone to give him money. "Yo, don't yall got a couple bucks to spare? I need some damn food." When nobody says anything (because why would anyone ever give money to an unknown creep yelling like a mental patient) he starts cussing everyone out. "FUCK YOU ALL. I KNOW YALLS GOTS MONEY. YOU CANT SPARE A FUCKIN' DIME, MAN! FUCK ALL YALL!!!" This pissed me off because this dude has NO RIGHT to be bithcing at me about his lack of money when he probably will just piss it away on something gay like drugs or alcohol. Sorry sir, what did you EVER do to deserve my money? Nothing. Nothing at all. So, I'm going to ask you to kindly hop OFF. The Starbucks employees eventually escorted him out of the establishment, but I'm gonna be honest. Bums piss me off.
My roommates are all around my age. Oh, how naive teenage girls can be. Everytime we pass a small dog, without fail, they both say "AWWWW OH MY GOD ITS SO CUTE" in unicine. Every. Damn. Time. We see these dogs like 4 times a day. Everytime they say "I JUST WANT TO HOLD ONE OMGOMGOMGOMGOGM" STFU. please. They have the same kind of reaction when we pass a homeless person. "I just feel so bad for them! Look, they have a dog with them! It must be starving. I bet that's their only friend." BITCH, you're getting jewed by a homeless person. THAT'S THE POINT OF THE DOG. Let's be honest for a second. They don't give a shit about the dog because one day, there is a dude holding a sign sitting next to a dog. The next day, there is a woman holding the same damn sign, in the same place, with the same dog. They're trying to jew you, my friends. The world is full of crooks, man. But hey, not everyone is bad. Some people do work hard and deserve a little bit of help. But those people don't come around as often as you would like to think.
Chew on THAT!
Now that I've left you with loads of deep and meaningful shit to ponder the next time you're slacking off while you work the deep fryer at McDonalds, you can thank me internally and carry on with your day. <3 much love, internet fiend.
Sunday, July 22, 2012
Tuesday, September 6, 2011
I Think I'm Turning Japanese - I.E. My Spanish Substitute Looks Like Jack Black
HELLO. BLOG. COMMUNITY. I hate to admit it, but I've been neglecting my blog for the past year. And my friend just decided to start her own blog approximately 20 minutes ago. Then it hit me. . . The reason my life has felt empty for the past 13 months is because I forgot about my blog. That big void in my soul is now filling up.
Just kidding because ACTUALLY this past year has been the most kick-ass year I have ever had. Ever. So suck it.
Man, so much weird shit has happened recently. I don't know where to start.
Hmmmmmmm.....
WELP for starters: This hurricane Irene...... What the hell? Kids around here seemed to think that roofs were going to be swirling about the sky while they got sucked into a mass of ocean water. New flash kiddos: We live on the inlands of New Hampshire. We are not even close to a body of water. Please calm the hack down.
On another note, I saw the Blink-182 & My Chemical Romance concert via the Honda Civic Tour this past month in Mansfield, MA. August 9th, actually. Travis Barker rocks harder than anyone I've ever seen. Like honestly, shady ass haircut, Travis. We WILL get married, you just say the words. I'm there. And anyone who doubts this can take Trav's left drum stick and beat it.
You know, I used to have this uncanny ability to sit down for 2.5 seconds and automatically write funny shit. I'm really not feeling it. Somebody help me out here. What should I talk about?
OH. Well, I mean, this could be something. Over the summer, I was forcedly sent to a Jesus camp at the rectory... I.E. the priest's house. Yeah, weird. Good thing I'm not a little boy. Anywho, I spent 4 days listen to kids my own age make surprisingly intelligent points about the meaning of life and why bad things happen and where we all came from. All very interesting. And to that, I say.
BULL.TWINKIES.
Sorry kids, as much as I want to hear about how much you love Jesus, I really couldn't care less. He's never talked to me, never even invited me up for tea. Until that day, I salute you all for trying. But I don't see any of you having tea with Jesus either. Take. That.
Today I had this substitute for spanish who looked EXACTLY like Jack Black. I think it was Jack Black. What I don't understand is 1) Why Jack Black would huck it all the way to the East coast to teach a bunch of nimrod sophomores and 2) Where my teacher would be when it's only the 3rd day of school. Like, you can't be sick already, Kim, GOD. Where do you have to go? No meetings, everyone else is teaching. I bet she was ditching. Wouldn't blame her if I had a class as nit-witted as us. But I think we're pretty damn funny, so until the day that I become a Spanish 3 teacher, be "ousente" as much as you want, Kim.
Just kidding because ACTUALLY this past year has been the most kick-ass year I have ever had. Ever. So suck it.
Man, so much weird shit has happened recently. I don't know where to start.
Hmmmmmmm.....
WELP for starters: This hurricane Irene...... What the hell? Kids around here seemed to think that roofs were going to be swirling about the sky while they got sucked into a mass of ocean water. New flash kiddos: We live on the inlands of New Hampshire. We are not even close to a body of water. Please calm the hack down.
On another note, I saw the Blink-182 & My Chemical Romance concert via the Honda Civic Tour this past month in Mansfield, MA. August 9th, actually. Travis Barker rocks harder than anyone I've ever seen. Like honestly, shady ass haircut, Travis. We WILL get married, you just say the words. I'm there. And anyone who doubts this can take Trav's left drum stick and beat it.
You know, I used to have this uncanny ability to sit down for 2.5 seconds and automatically write funny shit. I'm really not feeling it. Somebody help me out here. What should I talk about?
OH. Well, I mean, this could be something. Over the summer, I was forcedly sent to a Jesus camp at the rectory... I.E. the priest's house. Yeah, weird. Good thing I'm not a little boy. Anywho, I spent 4 days listen to kids my own age make surprisingly intelligent points about the meaning of life and why bad things happen and where we all came from. All very interesting. And to that, I say.
BULL.TWINKIES.
Sorry kids, as much as I want to hear about how much you love Jesus, I really couldn't care less. He's never talked to me, never even invited me up for tea. Until that day, I salute you all for trying. But I don't see any of you having tea with Jesus either. Take. That.
Today I had this substitute for spanish who looked EXACTLY like Jack Black. I think it was Jack Black. What I don't understand is 1) Why Jack Black would huck it all the way to the East coast to teach a bunch of nimrod sophomores and 2) Where my teacher would be when it's only the 3rd day of school. Like, you can't be sick already, Kim, GOD. Where do you have to go? No meetings, everyone else is teaching. I bet she was ditching. Wouldn't blame her if I had a class as nit-witted as us. But I think we're pretty damn funny, so until the day that I become a Spanish 3 teacher, be "ousente" as much as you want, Kim.
Tuesday, May 11, 2010
8 BIT REBELLION. HELP ME OUT HERE :)
HEY GUYS!
So, as I may have mentioned before, Linkin Park was the first band to release their own video game for iTouch and iPhone. It's called 8-Bit Rebellion. And you should all buy it! When you get to the end of the game, you'll get a free, unreleased song called Blackbirds. (Yes, it's a Linkin Park song. And it's great)
SO, you can just help me... and yourself out by clickin' on the link below. Just please click. every click counts ;)
And you can even send this blog post to all yo' friends.
CLICK AWAY!
~J.BREE-z-
So, as I may have mentioned before, Linkin Park was the first band to release their own video game for iTouch and iPhone. It's called 8-Bit Rebellion. And you should all buy it! When you get to the end of the game, you'll get a free, unreleased song called Blackbirds. (Yes, it's a Linkin Park song. And it's great)
SO, you can just help me... and yourself out by clickin' on the link below. Just please click. every click counts ;)
And you can even send this blog post to all yo' friends.
CLICK AWAY!
~J.BREE-z-
Sunday, May 2, 2010
Some Important Dates You'll Wanna Write Down
BLOG! I still think blog is one of the strangest words I've ever heard. Anywho, I don't have much to say. But I thought I'd fill this up with IMERITIVELY important dates in the month of May. I'm listening to that Jay-Z song, Young Forever. If you listen to it, you'll probably say "Wow, that sort of sounds like Forever Young!" Congratulations! Jay-Z successfully ripped off another song and is making millions of dollars. That takes talent to not get arrested in the process. So...
MAY 7- My half birthday
MAY 9- Mother's Day... and the art show in which I am featured at our town library
MAY 10- My best friend's 14th birthday
MAY 13- Marilyn Manson's album "The Golden Age of Grotesque" will have been out for 7 years
MAY 15- Linkin Park's album "Minutes to Midnight" will have been out for 3 years
MAY 26- Marilyn Manson's album "The High End of Low" will have been out for a year
MAY 29- Some short kids' birthday named Jimmy
Those are the note-worthy May-vents that will be taking place. So, that's about it. I'll share a little secret with you. I'm thinking about maybe crashing the Oprah show this week and giving myself a small timeslot on her show in which I will interview Oprah. Tell me what you think. It could go over extremely well.
PS. I just decided to start managing my blog and I discovered I have comments! So comment it up! And I will respond.
MAY 7- My half birthday
MAY 9- Mother's Day... and the art show in which I am featured at our town library
MAY 10- My best friend's 14th birthday
MAY 13- Marilyn Manson's album "The Golden Age of Grotesque" will have been out for 7 years
MAY 15- Linkin Park's album "Minutes to Midnight" will have been out for 3 years
MAY 26- Marilyn Manson's album "The High End of Low" will have been out for a year
MAY 29- Some short kids' birthday named Jimmy
Those are the note-worthy May-vents that will be taking place. So, that's about it. I'll share a little secret with you. I'm thinking about maybe crashing the Oprah show this week and giving myself a small timeslot on her show in which I will interview Oprah. Tell me what you think. It could go over extremely well.
PS. I just decided to start managing my blog and I discovered I have comments! So comment it up! And I will respond.
Monday, April 5, 2010
Back To Blogging. How Bout That Last Song?
HELLO Blogger community. GEE, it is refreshing to be bloggin' right now. What's better than sitting at the laptop on an 85 degree day whilest rocking out to Aerosmith? A lot. But it's what I'm doing. Ooooooooo there is just SO much I can talk about that I do.not.know. where to begin. Well, let's start off with some announcements. *EHEM*
16 YEARS AGO TODAY... April 5, 1994 Kurt Cobain was found dead :( Take a moment.
Yesterday twas Easter. I hope you all ate some good food and... went to Church. Or for the non-Christ-ees, you had a rockin' weekend.
John Lennon's birthday is this Thursday, April 8. Aaaaaand I think that's all...
WELP. I was watching Mary Poppins yesterday. I never fully understood it all until yesterday with the homeless Tuppens lady that's got the pigeons shitting on her. It's a bit sad. But I couldn't stop laughing at this joke...
"I met a man the other day who had a wooden leg named Smith."
HA. A wooden leg named Smith. That's rich. Oh, I kill myself.
Now, would someone PLEASE tell me about Smiley Miley's new movie with my friend's new heart-throb Liam Whatshisface, The Last Song. According to a certain dramatic best friend whose name rhymes with Assie (Love YOU!), it was soooooooo sad but reaaaaaally good for Miley. And all of the popular chicks said it made them see Miley in a whole different perspective. Obviously, we really share the same interest in movies so I totally took their word for it ;). Exact quote from my friend.
"How was The Last Song?"
"OH my god, it was sooo good. Well, you would have hated it, but it was soooo good."
Awesome! Has ANYONE else seen Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars? She doesn't even look like good ol'-mommy-Kate anymore. She's like Mary-Kate Olsen with eight kids! What does she do with the poor youngins while she's away being a celebrity? Aiden's a smart boy, I think he'll be able to carry on. It's that Joel I'm worryin' for man. I'm worryin'. He looks a little shaky, I dunno about that one.
Undoubtedly, opening day for the Boston Red Sox was a HUGE ass deal at my New Hampshire middle school. Neil Diamonds old but still kickin'. He's still gettin' it done. And Steven Tyler, well what can you even say. It's Steven Tyler. Even if he sucks, you still have to like it.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY-2010. How was it? The best prank we had was my buddy Pags pulling one the day after the first of April. Breaking a blood capsule in her mouth? and spewing bloody everywhere. And we bought it. Genius. Anyone have a good topic of which I may speak on? I'm running dry. There's been practically NO hilarity in Hollywood these days. Save for what I find to be extremely funny.... Lady GaGa. Yes, I am a Lady-Hater. But that new video for Telephone... holy. moly. I commend her for making fun of herself about the whole Lady GaGa has balls thing. That was good. But I mean, sunglasses made of cigarettes. Damn, girl. How are you even seeing through those? Aren't they, I don't know, burning out your retinas? Or giving you eye cancer? I mean, THAT is some bad ass stuff. Walking around, draped in chains. OH MY GOD she should just be put in county jail for.ev.er. Shit. Why does everyone enjoy being bad lately? If your not smoking something, or wearing black and chains, or lookin' like GaGa, you're just passe. And I am totally okay with that. Nerds unite. Welp, that's all folks. Just remember... Billie Jean. Is NOT my lover.
16 YEARS AGO TODAY... April 5, 1994 Kurt Cobain was found dead :( Take a moment.
Yesterday twas Easter. I hope you all ate some good food and... went to Church. Or for the non-Christ-ees, you had a rockin' weekend.
John Lennon's birthday is this Thursday, April 8. Aaaaaand I think that's all...
WELP. I was watching Mary Poppins yesterday. I never fully understood it all until yesterday with the homeless Tuppens lady that's got the pigeons shitting on her. It's a bit sad. But I couldn't stop laughing at this joke...
"I met a man the other day who had a wooden leg named Smith."
HA. A wooden leg named Smith. That's rich. Oh, I kill myself.
Now, would someone PLEASE tell me about Smiley Miley's new movie with my friend's new heart-throb Liam Whatshisface, The Last Song. According to a certain dramatic best friend whose name rhymes with Assie (Love YOU!), it was soooooooo sad but reaaaaaally good for Miley. And all of the popular chicks said it made them see Miley in a whole different perspective. Obviously, we really share the same interest in movies so I totally took their word for it ;). Exact quote from my friend.
"How was The Last Song?"
"OH my god, it was sooo good. Well, you would have hated it, but it was soooo good."
Awesome! Has ANYONE else seen Kate Gosselin on Dancing With the Stars? She doesn't even look like good ol'-mommy-Kate anymore. She's like Mary-Kate Olsen with eight kids! What does she do with the poor youngins while she's away being a celebrity? Aiden's a smart boy, I think he'll be able to carry on. It's that Joel I'm worryin' for man. I'm worryin'. He looks a little shaky, I dunno about that one.
Undoubtedly, opening day for the Boston Red Sox was a HUGE ass deal at my New Hampshire middle school. Neil Diamonds old but still kickin'. He's still gettin' it done. And Steven Tyler, well what can you even say. It's Steven Tyler. Even if he sucks, you still have to like it.
APRIL FOOL'S DAY-2010. How was it? The best prank we had was my buddy Pags pulling one the day after the first of April. Breaking a blood capsule in her mouth? and spewing bloody everywhere. And we bought it. Genius. Anyone have a good topic of which I may speak on? I'm running dry. There's been practically NO hilarity in Hollywood these days. Save for what I find to be extremely funny.... Lady GaGa. Yes, I am a Lady-Hater. But that new video for Telephone... holy. moly. I commend her for making fun of herself about the whole Lady GaGa has balls thing. That was good. But I mean, sunglasses made of cigarettes. Damn, girl. How are you even seeing through those? Aren't they, I don't know, burning out your retinas? Or giving you eye cancer? I mean, THAT is some bad ass stuff. Walking around, draped in chains. OH MY GOD she should just be put in county jail for.ev.er. Shit. Why does everyone enjoy being bad lately? If your not smoking something, or wearing black and chains, or lookin' like GaGa, you're just passe. And I am totally okay with that. Nerds unite. Welp, that's all folks. Just remember... Billie Jean. Is NOT my lover.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
I May Not Be A Spelling Bee Champ, But I'm Still Buzzing
PS I never did get into the spelling bee. I mispelled grenade. I can't even fathom what a STRAIGHT word that was to get out on. It's just such a difficult word! By the way, February 8- Phoenix of LP's birthday.
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX!
Februray 11- Mike Shinoda and Caleb Turman's birthdays.
HAPY BIRTHDAY MIKE SHINODA! (And Caleb)
Okay, I have to say something about this. It's been buggin me. WHAT IS UP with this Ke$ha chick. Are you supposed to.... say the dollar sign or is it a clever version of an "S". I just don't know. Considering she's a mix of Lady GaGa and all the other pop-garbage that has ever roamed the airwaves, I don't care that much. I just have to wonder, how many times can a label put out the same thing until it's a joke. Until Ke$ha came along. Steven? Listen to THAT one and see what I mean. That's all I'm saying. And Elton John, why'd you do it man?
HAPPY BIRTHDAY PHOENIX!
Februray 11- Mike Shinoda and Caleb Turman's birthdays.
HAPY BIRTHDAY MIKE SHINODA! (And Caleb)
Okay, I have to say something about this. It's been buggin me. WHAT IS UP with this Ke$ha chick. Are you supposed to.... say the dollar sign or is it a clever version of an "S". I just don't know. Considering she's a mix of Lady GaGa and all the other pop-garbage that has ever roamed the airwaves, I don't care that much. I just have to wonder, how many times can a label put out the same thing until it's a joke. Until Ke$ha came along. Steven? Listen to THAT one and see what I mean. That's all I'm saying. And Elton John, why'd you do it man?
Alright, This Is Getting Ridiculous
I've secretely been trying to become the biggest internet celebrity to hit the web, but ILYJUSTINBIEBER is totally beating me out on twitter.
http://twitter.com/lpkidd
follow if you will.
I hope I get to meet Justin Bieber so I can call him a stupid girl and knock him out. I haven't blogged in a while mostly because I've run out of things to blog. But I'm back and better than ever. WHAT!
ONE of those things you really wish was video-taped:
My friend and I walk into music class. The amp and mic are plugged in... and no teacher to be found. One kid is screaming into the mic and making it screech, there are two kids beating up another kid with xylaphone mallets, Cam found Incredible Hulk hands and is punching everything in sight. Meanwhile, the chinese girl is playing Chopsticks on the piano. Now they are fighting over the microphone, Cam is punching the life out of that chair in the corner, and poor Mikey is screaming for help because he had a mallet stuck in his ear. And the Chinese girl hasn't been disturbed through any of this and continues to play. Good class? yeahh.
"Why is the rum always gone?" that's what I'd like to know.
http://twitter.com/lpkidd
follow if you will.
I hope I get to meet Justin Bieber so I can call him a stupid girl and knock him out. I haven't blogged in a while mostly because I've run out of things to blog. But I'm back and better than ever. WHAT!
ONE of those things you really wish was video-taped:
My friend and I walk into music class. The amp and mic are plugged in... and no teacher to be found. One kid is screaming into the mic and making it screech, there are two kids beating up another kid with xylaphone mallets, Cam found Incredible Hulk hands and is punching everything in sight. Meanwhile, the chinese girl is playing Chopsticks on the piano. Now they are fighting over the microphone, Cam is punching the life out of that chair in the corner, and poor Mikey is screaming for help because he had a mallet stuck in his ear. And the Chinese girl hasn't been disturbed through any of this and continues to play. Good class? yeahh.
"Why is the rum always gone?" that's what I'd like to know.
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