Thanksgiving Was Great. And How About This Twitter Craze?

You ever read something that you wrote and think it's really hilarious. Well, I do and I just have to share.
"November 17, 2009
Heyo!! Dude, in contemporary 4-5 we learned a four minute Turkey-Jam in less than two hours. It's probably the best holiday themed dance ever choreographed. The Pat-Y-O Workshop was WICKED t.s.n.y. I think Pat-Y-O is a J-BreeZ fan. :-P My birthday was also wicked great. I got a ton of money and some sick stuff and the LINKIN PARK ROAD TO REVOLUTION DVD/CD. Sully says I'll be getting my present from... PJ MACWILLIAMS BON BON soon. What a name. Haha. We get to go to Connecticut fo' T-Giving. Way better than the nerdbombed celebration of '08. That had "gay" written all over it. But I love it down in Thomaston, so this should be fun. G'night!"

That Thanksgiving turned out to be the most entertaining holiday of all time. The Brizz Fam gets crazier by the season. As my bro says, he got to see the loving, caring family that would all get together and pray before they eat. I get the family where everyone shows up drunk and yelling, and just cackle when g-ma is the only one saying grace. Oh lord, what a generaton gap. Hah, one of my personal favorite scenarios of the weekend:
Steve (cousin): "Well, thanks mom. I'm about to head out. Let me just grab some booze before I leave." (Grabs a full bottle of vodka.)
Mike (brother): "Steve, you are a sh*tty human."
Steve: "Don't worry. I'll return it tomorrow... Empty."
Awesome. Gotta love the family. According to my mem' and her ever-decayin memory, she was a great dancer when she was younger and could put both her legs behind her head. Yeah, okay gram. She's crazy.
WE die when love is dead. We lost a dream we never had.
~LOVE.IS.DEAD [tokio hotel]
We had UN LATE START today! Who doesn't love an extra two hours of sleep? No one! With the exception of people who don't like them.
I think Twitter is really entertaining. Not just because I can publicize the best blog EVER and not to mention... my website:-) but because it shows how ridiculous people are and how much some kids need attention. Today, I just discovered after having a twitter for... 7 months now? that if you click @lpkidd or whatever your name is, it shows all the tweets that are replied to you. WHOA. I read them and almost all of them were girls from school.
"Heyyyyyyyyy follow me?????????"
"Hey sista. follow me!"
"whoa, you're on here?!? follow me!"
The only person I'm gonna follow out of all of those is the one who said,
"HEYY! I didn't know there were any other average people on here."
Take that, chikas. QUOTE ME ON THIS, IT WILL BE FAMOUS. A person is not defined by the number of followers they have, but by the quality of their tweets. Thank you. And good night.

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Why Would I EVER Pee In Jeffree Star's Mouth? Why Would I Pee In Anyone's Mouth?!? HA

I think I'm gonna dye my hair red. Why not, right? I'm so happy that dance started again. Even though I'm sore in places I never thought I could be, I'm back in my element. That's all that matters. My butt and abs hurt so bad. Gah! But it's totally fine. I really have nothing to say. Just that I'm going into eighth grade. WOO HOO!
SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP! SHUT UP WHEN I'M TALKING TO YOU!
That's a snippet from Linkin Park's "One Step Closer" off the Hybrid Theory album. :-) CHECK IT OUT y'all.
Does anyone else think that kids TV shows just get weirder and weirder? Like Wizards of Waverly place. That is the randomest show I've ever seen. And when they think it's a great idea to combine The Suite Life of Zach and Cody (on Deck which is also dumb) with Hannah Montana and Wizards of Waverly Place and call it The Wizards On Deck... With Hannah Montana. What the hell? Haha that's fun confusing. It's like why are they on a boat and who is Hannah Montana.
By the way, I thought Hannah Montana was no more? I heard that was the purpose of the movie. That she was just gonna be Miley Ray of Sunshine or whatever her name is from now on. I got all excited. But no. She just got herself a new wig that looks like a mop. What can ya' do?
It really bugs me that South Park isn't on daytime TV. Ever heard of Parental Block? Haha if people got a little more remote-control savvy, then us South Park fans wouldn't have to be up at all hours of the night to watch it. Haha or just tell your kids "Kids, don't watch South Park". Psh, that wouldn't work at all. So I guess the TV people are doing the right thing.
That song "Boom Boom Pow." Jeffree Star remade it and in one line he says "Pee in my mouth". Why, I don't know. But look it up because it's the freaking funniest thing I have ever heard. Haha trust me, it's hilarious!